Samism: The pork chop in the tummy of America

Sam, last night you were telling me that Baltimore is in America.  America is all around us.  Therefore, we are in the tummy of America.  And our house is "like the pork chop in the tummy of America."  I don't know where you come up with this stuff, but it's priceless.   I was laying in bed with you, trying to put you to sleep, but I couldn't stop laughing.  The two of us just laid in your bed giggling.